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| “ | Did you know that Alicorns are immortal? | „ |
| ~ Twilight Sparkle's main quote. |
| “ | I don’t know why you’re all so mad. I gave you a gift! When Princess Celestia mentioned in passing about Alicorns being immortal, I didn’t believe her at first. Then she told me it was supposed to be covered in the book of Alicorn biology she gave me after my coronation, but Spike had been using it to even out a table leg for months. Anyways, after that I kinda freaked out a little. I mean, who wouldn’t, right? | „ |
| ~ Twilight Sparkle to Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy. |
Twilight Sparkle is the titular main villainous protagonist of the My Little Pony dark comedy FanFic "Twilight Sort-Of Kills Her Friends", which was a story written by Mad Hattie.
She is the holder of the Element of Magic and the Princess of Friendship who is an alicorn that is obsessed with doing whatever it takes to give her friends immortality, even it if means killing them to ressurect them as zombies to do so - although the pony zombie don't eat other ponies but are able to turn ponies into zombies via biting, while still maintaining their own personalities.
Biography[]
TBA
Personality[]
Twilight is portrayed to be a crazy Alicorn who sees immortality as a gift to give to her friends, even if it means making her own friends into zombies. She is rather upset when her friends were mad at her for killing them, saying that she did them a "favor" by making them immortal, even though they didn't really want it. She did have a tendency to repeat herself as she asked Rainbow Dash if she knew that Alicorns were immortal twice when it has been going through her own head a lot.
Even though Twilight Sparkle did kill her own friends and resurrected them into zombies, she is shown to still care for her friends, as she wants to make her friends immortal as a "gift" so they could be able to stay together. She is also shown to be quite obsessed studying about spells and with information about the immortality of Alicorns, especially the resurrection spell.
Quotes[]
| “ | Twilight Sparkle: Did you know that Alicorns are immortal? *Twilight's smile was unwavering in its intensity. Rainbow Dash blinked groggily, wiping the dirt from her eyes.* [Rarity: I don’t believe that’s the very best way to start a conversation with her right now, darling.] *Rarity was stood on Twilight's right a little ways away, her horn’s magic guiding a comb through her tangled mane. She looked decidedly bored with the whole ordeal.* [Rainbow Dash: What?] *Rainbow Dash winced as she tried to stretch out her body. Everything ached, she felt worse than the day after a particularly harsh work-out. Maybe digging her way out of that grave hadn’t helped, in which Dash would realize this.* [Rainbow Dash: Why was I…] |
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| ~ Twilight asking to Rainbow Dash, before the latter realized that she has resurrected from the ground. |
| “ | Twilight Sparkle: Did you know Alicorns are immortal? *Twilight would then shake her own head as she laughed nervously.* Twilight Sparkle: Sorry. That’s been going through my head a lot recently. [Rarity: Oh, I know.] [Rainbow Dash: What’s going on? Why do I ache so much?] Twilight Sparkle: Oh, don’t worry about that. *Waving her hoof in front of Dash* That goes away super fast, trust me, I did my research. [Rainbow Dash: On what?] [???: PLEH!] *Rainbow nearly jumped out of her skin. Next to her, in an eruption of pink mane and fallen dirt, Pinkie Pie had appeared from a grave of her own.* [Pinkie Pie: Holy crumb cake, that was AWESOME! *jumping up and down on her hind legs.* Best. Prank. Ever!] [Rarity: It’s not a prank.] |
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| ~ Twilight Sparkle to Rainbow Dash and Rarity as Pinkie Pie also wakes up as a zombie pony. |
| “ | *Rainbow looked from Pinkie Pie – who seemed to be vibrating on the spot – to Twilight, who was watching Pinkie’s reaction with fascination. She cleared her throat, realizing it was almost sandpaper dry.* [Rainbow Dash: Can somepony please explain to me what the heck is going on!?] [Rarity: *Discarding her comb* Oh that’s simple darling. You're dead.] [Rainbow Dash: I'm WHAT?] [Rarity: *makes a face* We all are.] [Rainbow Dash: WHAT?] *Twilight laughed in a way that a mad scientist would make.* Twilight Sparkle: I… might have overreacted a little, but I think it worked out fine. *Pinkie poked herself in the chest* [Pinkie Pie: I’m dead? *pouts* Nuh-uh, if I was dead I couldn’t do this!] *Rainbow wasn’t sure what Pinkie did, but the next second she was being showered with confetti and party balloons. One bounced off her head. Rainbow’s eye twitched.* [Rainbow Dash: I… I’m sorry, am I not getting the punchline here or something? How are we dead?] Twilight Sparkle: I uh, I may have killed you. [Rainbow Dash: YOU WHAT?] [Rarity: Don’t take it personally. She killed us all.] [Pinkie Pie: I don’t think you did it right, Twi. I’m pretty sure being dead doesn’t involve waking up again.] Twilight Sparkle: *Happily* Oh I did! You see, I- *Something squeaked from Rainbow’s other side. Rainbow looked Twilight squarely in the eyes.* [Rainbow Dash: Twilight… just how many ponies did you kill?] Twilight Sparkle: *Laughs* Oh, you know… just the titular ones. |
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| ~ Twilight she tells Rainbow Dash that the pain would quickly go away, with Twilight also mentioning that she was the one who killed her own friends. |
| “ | [Rainbow Dash: Is Fluttershy buried next to me?] Pinkie Pie: Well… [Fluttershy: (still buried) Um… if it’s not too much trouble… could somepony maybe… get me out of this coffin… please?] [Rainbow Dash: YOU BURIED FLUTTERSHY!?] [Pinkie Pie: *Pouts* You let her have a coffin? *folds her forelegs crossly* Favouritism.] [Rarity: I’ve got her.] *Rarity's horn glowed, and a moment later the dirt lifted from Fluttershy’s grave in a neat rectangle. Once the dirt was discarded, Rarity opened the coffin door. Fluttershy lay on her back, eyes wide in fear. * [Fluttershy: Th-thank you... *Squeaks* Um, what’s going on?] *Rainbow offered Fluttershy her hoof.* [Rainbow Dash: That’s what I’m trying to figure out.] Twilight Sparkle: And I’m trying to explain! [Rainbow Dash: Fine, then please, do that!] *Twilight huffed.* Twilight Sparkle: I don’t know why you’re all so mad. I gave you a gift! When Princess Celestia mentioned in passing about Alicorns being immortal, I didn’t believe her at first. Then she told me it was supposed to be covered in the book of Alicorn biology she gave me after my coronation, but Spike had been using it to even out a table leg for months. Anyways, after that I kinda freaked out a little. I mean, who wouldn’t, right? *Snorts* |
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| ~ Twilight Sparkle as Fluttershy wakes up and comes back from the dead, as well as saying that her friends being dead was a "gift." |
| “ | *Twilight then cleared her throat before continuing on.* Twilight Sparkle: Aaanyway, I got this crazy idea, right? I thought to myself, there’s no way I want to live my immortal life on my own, how silly is that? So I dug out this old resurrection spell I’d been meaning to study and found out there was a way to make normal ponies immortal too! They just had to die first. So I could resurrect them. Forever! *Rainbow Dash looked to her other friends.* [Rainbow Dash: Please tell me I’m not the only one who thinks this all sounds absolutely insane.] *Rarity inspected her hoof with a sigh.* [Rarity: I decided it would be better for my anxiety to just run with it. *Looks at Rainbow sternly* Stress causes wrinkles, you know.] Twilight Sparkle: *Beams* You won’t need to worry about that now you’re resurrected!] [Rainbow Dash: So…] *Rainbow glanced to Pinkie, who was now hopping about playfully singing "immortal, immortal, immortal" over and over again.* [Rainbow Dash: Does this mean we’re zombies?] *Pinkie stopped, gasping dramatically.* [Pinkie Pie: Ohmygosh, are we!? *grinned a smile that rivaled Twilight's.* Because that sounds super super awesome!] Twilight Sparkle: Then you’re going to love my answer!] [Fluttershy: Uhh... *raises her hoof in question* Are my animals still going to… you know… like me? If I’m undead?] [Rarity/Twilight Sparkle: I very much doubt it. / Of course!] |
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| ~ Twilight Sparkle explaining about the resurrection spell and used it as a way to make her friends immortal by making them zombie ponies. |
| “ | *Suddenly a third mound of dirt began to writhe. This one was next to Pinkie.* [Rainbow Dash: *eyebrow raised* Lemme guess, Applejack?] *Twilight laughed sheepishly. Applejack burst out from her grave, gasping like a new born filly. Her eyes widened in surprise as she took in her surroundings.* [Applejack: *mutters* What in tarnation? Now Ah know Ah sprained my hoof, but there ain’t no way it was this bad.] Twilight Sparkle: I did you a favor! *Snorting indignantly.* I did you all favours! [Rarity: If you believe you did, then that’s all that matters. *smiles frankly*] Twilight Sparkle: But I did! I didn’t want to kill any of you immediately, but you were all suffering the way that you were. I had to kill you when I did, I couldn’t have waited! *Fluttershy’s eyes widened.* [Fluttershy: I was suffering? I don’t remember suffering.] [Rarity: *supplied thinly* I had a headcold. Twilight snuck into my bedroom and hit me over the head with a baseball bat. Twice.] Twilight Sparkle: I had to make sure! Besides, you could barely breathe, it was the equane thing to do. [Rarity: I had a cold.] Twilight Sparkle: And we all know you complain like it’s the end of the world when you have one. In fact, the last time you had a cold, your exact words were "leave me alone to die!" [Rarity: That did not give you permission to break into my home and kill me with a baseball bat!] Twilight Sparkle: I saw it as an open invitation! |
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| ~ Twilight as she has an argument as Applejack woke up from the dead as a zombie pony, as well as mentioning of how she killed Rarity. |
| “ | [Applejack: *is exhausted* What is going on? Is this somethin’ Ah can tune out of or…?] [Pinkie Pie: *excitedly, as she was clapping her hooves together* Twilight killed us! Now we get to be immortals, just like Twilight!] *Applejack stared at Pinkie for a few drawn-out seconds.* [Pinkie Pie: So that's a no?] [Fluttershy: *With her forehead creasing* Wait a second, That was you dressed as a bear on my front porch?] [Rarity: *gasps* That’s why you wanted me to sew you a realistic bear costume?] *Twilight’s eyes narrowed.* Twilight Sparkle: Of course! Why else would I ask for one? [Rarity: Frankly darling, what you do in your spare time is not my business…] *Rainbow Dash shot into the air, waving her hooves.* [Rainbow Dash: You killed Fluttershy in a bear costume?] Twilight Sparkle: It was the easiest way to kill her. She wouldn’t expect a friendly bear to poison her tea. *Fluttershy nods meekly* [Fluttershy: It’s true.] *Rainbow covered her face in exasperation.* [Rainbow Dash: You could have just gone to have tea at Fluttershy’s and poisoned her drink.] [Twilight Sparkle: *opens mouth before pausing.* Oh.. Huh. I didn’t think of that. [Rainbow Dash: But you thought of a bear suit?] [Pinkie Pie: Oooh, Twilight you naughty mare! (chuckles)] [Applejack: (sighs) Can Ah just lie back down in mah grave or somethin’?] |
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| ~ Fluttershy as she mentions of how she killed Fluttershy. |
| “ | [Rainbow Dash: (Incredulously) So how’d you kill me? How did you even catch me?] Twilight Sparkle: *shrugged* Duh. I smothered you in your hospital bed yesterday after you sprained your wing. [Rainbow Dash: You did WHAT?] *Twilight gestured to Applejack.* Twilight Sparkle: Same with AJ, actually. *Rainbow shook her head emphatically.* [Rainbow Dash: Uh-uh, no way, you’re telling me not only did you kill me in a totally predictable, non-epic way, but it wasn’t even original?] *Twilight backed away awkwardly.* Twilight Sparkle: Uhhh… [Rainbow Dash: I vote we kill Twilight.] Twilight Sparkle: What? NO! [Pinkie Pie: Aww, I wanna go!] Twilight Sparkle: Actually Pinkie... To be honest, I followed you around all day to try and kill you. But you evaded every single one of my traps like it was no sweat. (shrugged) I was actually going to give up, but then you ate about twelve-dozen cupcakes and went into a sugar induced coma. So I just buried you like that and hoped for the best. (cocked her head to one side) Twilight Sparkle: Tell me, do you feel dead? [Pinkie Pie: (frowns) What’s it supposed to feel like?] [Rainbow Dash: (growls) Like this.] *Twilight screamed as the rainbow pegasus leapt at her from the sky. Rarity tried to tear Rainbow away with her magic, Fluttershy whispered apologies from the corner and Pinkie rooted for both 'teams' while throwing confetti in each of the competitors’ eyes. Applejack tried to re-bury herself. The fight ended with a satisfying crunch.* |
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| ~ Twilight as she mentions about how Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie died, before being turned into a Zombie by Rainbow Dash for not giving the latter a "cool" and "original" death. |
| “ | *At the end of the funeral Twilight and her friends gathered in front of the six empty coffins.* Twilight Sparkle: You know, I think this all went rather well, all things considered. [Rainbow Dash: We're zombies.] Twilight Sparkle: Yes, but we're together. And we're all immortal! How great is that? Now none of us ever have to worry about being alone! [Rarity: (sullenly) We'll rot. I’m not sure I have any outfits that compliment decaying flesh.] Twilight Sparkle: (smiles) What a great way to start a new line! [Pinkie Pie: Zombies can’t eat cupcakes. (pouts)] Twilight Sparkle: (frowns) Well honestly, I’m not even a hundred percent sure you’re even dead. *Everypony was silent for a moment. Twilight reached out her hooves, failing at an attempted 'group hug'.* Twilight Sparkle: This will be good for us! You’ll see! [Applejack: (sighs) I hate all of you.] *Applejack turns as she began to walk away.* [Applejack: If anypony needs me, Ah’m findin’ out whether zombies can get drunk.] [Rainbow Dash: Sign me up on that action.] Twilight Sparkle: (with a grin still plastered on her face) This’ll be fine. *Rarity raised a brow.* [Rarity: Are you sure about that, Darling?] [Pinkie Pie: (beams) I am! Besides, these things have a habit of sorting themselves out. By tomorrow, nopony will even remember this narrative! *Rarity and Twilight shared a look of concern.* Twilight Sparkle: What on earth are you talking about? [Pinkie Pie: *laughs* You'll see!] |
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| ~ The aftermath of Twilight also coming back as a zombie pony. |
Victims[]
- Rarity: Hit in the head with a baseball bat twice by Twilight Sparkle when the latter was suffering from a cold.
- Fluttershy: Had her tea poisoned by Twilight Sparkle, who was in a realistic bear costume.
- Applejack: Smothered to death in a hospital bed by Twilight after she had sprained her hoof.
- Rainbow Dash: Same way as Applejack after Dash had sprained her wing.
- Pinkie Pie: Buried by Twilight after going into a sugar-induced coma after eating twelve-dozen cupcakes.
Trivia[]
- It is mentioned in the story that Twilight's friends woke up as zombie ponies, which are creatures of the undead.
- However, Twilight doesn't become a zombie until the near end of the story, only appearing after the funeral for her and her friends.
- Within the story, it was mentioned that she used a "realistic" bear costume, in which Rarity helped her to make. However, it was also mentioned that other ponies were not brave enough to question it, meaning that it may be possible that Twilight has killed a bear to make the suit.
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Main Characters Preserved Villains: Others: Flim Flam brothers (The Nupitalverse) | The Ursa Major (from Paradise) | Opaline (The Misty Saga) | Silver Spoon (Carving Too Deep) | Caper and Mugger ("What's Yours is Mine!" or "Why Work When You Can Steal?!") Other Characters Others: Black Winter | Lady Rabia | Discorded Whooves | Zephyr Breeze (Translations Gone Wrong) | Misty Brightdawn (The Misty Saga) | Babs Seed (LizzieBiz Literal Dub) | Babs Seed (Friendhip is Witchcraft) | Geovanni's Hitpony (from Pony Psychology) | Screwball/Topsy Turvy (Pony Psychology) | Dr. Dragonshy (Friendship is Witchcraft) | Lord Smooze | Pinkie Pie's Caretakers (Friendship is Witchcraft) Harper/Little Strongheart (Scootertrix) | Prince Blueblood (Tamers12345) | Gilda (Gilda Wants You To Shut Up HD) | Sweetie Bot (ALR3ADY D3AD Animatic) Organizations and Groups: Crossovers Rainbow Dash Series: Equestrian Civil War: The Elaine and Melly Show: Gmod/Source Filmmaker Gmod Freaks Fan-Made: Also See: | ||
References[]
- ↑ Twilight did mention about using a "realistic" bear costume when she poisoned Fluttershy. It was also mentioned that nobody was brave enough to question why the bear suit is on one of the chairs at the funeral.