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Wolfgang (canonical name:Hilda) is the protagonist-antagonist of Killian Experience's Garbage Guide to Pokémon White.
Role in the video
When Killian tried to choose the boy character, his DS caught fire, so he went with the girl instead. He named her Wolfgang because Hilda was her canonical name and he didn't want his protagonist to have a German name.
The story begins with N explaining it to Nate. Wolfgang battles her rivals Cheren (who Killian says was of Bulgarian descent) and Bianca, using a Tepig. Bianca destroys some of Wolfgang's room from battling her. Wolfgang was against the idea of Cheren and Bianca leaving without planning.
Before leaving, Wolfgang went back to her room to plan, but immediately realised it was destroyed. So she left without planning, but got stuck. She left her Tepig, and then went to the Professor's lab to get a Pokémon. She finds a Poké Ball in the trash can, and gets appalled because an Eevee was inside.
Wolfgang goes to Furret Town, and heals her Eevee. She goes to hear Ghetsis's speech, first encounters N and defeats him in a Pokémon battle. Upon entering Striaton City, when talking to Cilan, Cilan says Wolfgang will face her starter's weakness, but she tells Cilan that her starter died, fraudulently getting the badge from Cilan and his friends. They then give her another Eevee, in which they mispronounce it as eevoy. Wolfgang, again, gets appalled.
Wolfgang later goes to a place with oil drums, but then her Eevee start to lose it. She gets charged by Plasma grunts, whom then steal a little girl's Pokémon because she tried to light it on fire. When she gets to the next gym, she battles N again before entering the gym. She finds a puzzle where she must find clues in books, refuses to do so, Ctrl + F's some PDFS and forges the gym's badge. Team Plasma then steals the gym's fossil head due to Nicolas Cage paying $300,000 for a dinosaur skull. Wolfgang stops Team Plasma, but instead of returning the fossil head, she asks Nicolas Cage if he wants the head. Nicolas Cage sends Wolfgang his favourite Pokémon, which was an Eevee, appalling Wolfgang again.
She lights the Eevee Nicolas Cage sent her on fire, but it only causes it to evolve into Flareon. She gets appalled of its evolution because it would be a nightmare with entrance security. She arrives at New Motostoke to the gym, thinking that if there was a Pokémon New York, asking if there's a Pokémon Seinfeld and asking if so, there was a Beedrill Movie (referencing Jerry Seinfeld's works). She asks Burgh to explain the question, but Burgh gets confused, Wolfgang explains the whole plot of Bee Movie to him. Horrified, Burgh gives Wolfgang the badge and tells her to leave.
As Wolfgang goes through a desert, Professor Juniper calls her and Cheren. She asks for a divorce lawyer, and tells them to never trust a Poké Ball engineer. Wolfgang performs in an arena, and they say she can battle like anyone. She's requested to battle like Red, Brendan and Brock, but she refuses to battle like the last mentioned, she's requested to battle like N instead, but does an impression of him. Her performances entertain the audience, making them laugh. Wolfgang then rides the ferris wheel with N. Wolfgang battles Elesa at her gym, and Elesa explains why she has rollercoasters in her gym. Before Wolfgang can say something if she reports Elesa to the IRS, Elesa drops her badge.
Elesa opens a gate for Wolfgang, whom the latter encounters Alder, Unova's champion. Cheren asks why Alder's hitting on clowns instead of doing something productive. Elesa opens a bridge for Wolfgang, which leads her to Alaska. She finds the next gym leader, who asks her to find Team Plasma, with the move Water Gun. While she searches for a Pokémon that can learn Water Gun, she asks a potato salesman if he has alive fish, but he has a half-alive fish, which was an Eeveelution called Vaporeon. Fortunately, her Eevee's evolution was overpowered. She and Cheren find Team Plasma in a cold storage, to which the two lock them in for them to freeze to death.
Wolfgang goes to the gym, but before she can challenge the gym leader, the gym went bankrupt. The gym leader later opens a cave, Wolfgang challenges N again, besting him once again. N became enemies with Wolfgang, and then her father, Don Giovanni, scolds her for escaping Kanto. Wolfgang meets Juniper's ex-husband, Cedric Juniper, who has the next gym leader, Skyla, as his new woman. Skyla asks Wolfgang if she wanted to hang out with her at the bird Pokémon graveyard. Wolfgang's mother calls her and says her father was killed by The Bad. She gets another Eevee, names it "Nightblessed" and it evolves into Umbreon.
Wolfgang goes to Skyla's gym, but immediately gets the badge from hanging out with her. She sees N again, but he leaves to catch a dragon. Cheren battles her again while Alder was watching. Alder hurts his feet by jumping off a ledge. She goes to the next gym, changes the date to summer and blackmails the gym leader by telling the gym leader she'll change the date back to winter if he gives her the badge. Some ninjas tell her to go to Dragonsfire. She says if a pillar falls, she'll become a Muk. She sees N summoned a dragon, but he says it was a cat. She is told Team Plasma will use it to fry people who buy leather shoes. She's given a Sun Stone by Ghetsis, which can evolve Pokémon to Fighting types, except Eevee. Wolfgang was chosen to defeat N.
Wolfgang sees Ghetsis and he says Team Plasma will have exclusive rights to Pokémon. She challenges Iris to a battle and extorts her by saying that if she loses, Unova will be doomed and immediately gets the badge. She makes it to the Pokémon League and eases every Elite Four member. She sees that N defeated Alder and a castle appears. She storms it and gets surrounded by Team Plasma sages. The 8 gym leaders fight the sages with her, but she massacres the sages and gym leaders with her Leafeon. N confronts her by saying she killed 14 people. She reveals her true name, Wolfgang Wolfgani. N then decides not to battle her, but Ghetsis defeats her, without realising she revealed Eevee's Fighting type evolution, Oreon. Ghetsis pleads mercy, but Wolfgang says she'll only attack him once, but she brutally kills him by ordering Oreon to use Double Slap x50. Wolfgang celebrates her victory, but she gets shot and she dies.
Trivia
- Wolfgang is the only protagonist-antagonist of Killian Experience's Garbage Guide to Pokémon videos to die.
Video
